New Year's Resolutions

1. Spend more time on the internet, pinning, playing games, & facehooking. You know, respectable stuff.

2. Cook less & order out more.

3.  Go shopping 3 times a week instead of working out 3 times a week.

4. Lose complete control of our financial situation. Or, I should say, even MORE control.

5. Start drinking & smoking again.

6. Gain weight.

7. Become more antisocial.

8. Read less & watch more TV.

9. Sit down more & be less productive.

10. Stop cleaning.

:-)

What?

Just kidding. Geez.