(minus all the obvious, syrupy sh*t.)
PROS:
1. Someone there who (besides your dog) always pays attention to you, gets super excited to see you and wants to be around you 24/7. (At least till they're about 13 I think)
2. Get to do really cool stuff like go to the Discovery Museum in San Jose. (SO FRIGGIN' COOL!)
3. Always have a good excuse to get out of just about anything.
4. Become part of this secret, underground parental club where you have everything in common with everyone in it, unlike before parenthood where you (I) didn't have anything in common with anybody.
5. Can get away with looking like crap most of the time.
CONS:
1. Looking like crap most of the time.
2. Being constantly sick. (We were sick - what- 3 weeks ago?! and are sick again! Seriously?!)
3. Cleaning up every 2 hours. (At least I should be)
4. Life as you knew it, is pretty much over.
5 comments:
LOL! Best post EVER! So funny and so true! High five for the parents club!
Sounds like the pros and cons are pretty much even!
Actually, without that syruppy stuff I think the cons would win . . .
The Parent Club is a HUGE 'pro' for me. Anytime I'm struggling for small talk, I just start talking 'kids' and suddenly everyone is SHOUTING over each other. Works like a charm :)
Corinne: Thanks!
Moz: I know. But with the syrupy stuff, the pros outweigh by a landslide.
Bekkah: Totally.
now THIS was a cool post!
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