My Top Ten “to do’s” that never get done... & probably never will:

10. Replacing the “temporary” paper shades in my home office that are now, obviously...not so “temporary”.

9. Reconfiguring my illegible Christmas Card list.

8. Finish hemming the work pants in my closet that #1, I have no use for anymore & #2, are now outdated.

7. Printing out the 726 (and growing) digital photos I have on my computer.

6. Putting those 726 photos in albums.

5. Going through the mystery contents of the boxes in the garage that I apparently have no use for.

4. Updating my expired passport for which my dad lives in fear of my deportation.

3. Returning stuff that by now, I probably can’t.

2. Sorting out the monster pile of paperwork on my desk I’m in complete denial of.

1. Folding the wrinkled clothes in the laundry basket that has become a permanent fixture on my bedroom floor & will soon be empty as a result of my need for the items inside of it.